i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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