It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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