ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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I understand Curling. That high.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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