so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
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Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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