There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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