I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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