So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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