it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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