I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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