Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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