Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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