My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
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im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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