then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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