Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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