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My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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