it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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