so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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