Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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