i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
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why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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