: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
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Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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