Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
