its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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