I wanna bring you to show and tell
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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