Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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