I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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