And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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