i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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