I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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