I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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