it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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