Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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