you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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