pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
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Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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