i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
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Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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