Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
oh god the rape fog is back!
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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