think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
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captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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