I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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