idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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