Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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