Your dad touched me again.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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