Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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