This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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