I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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