We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
