The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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