he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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