I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
its not stalking. its research.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
No I am not eating basil off your cock
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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