And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
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Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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