im drinking this country out of the recession.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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