CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
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damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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