So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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