yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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