what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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