i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I deserve this hangover.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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