He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
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You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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