Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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