just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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