peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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