Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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